Snatchy
That's right.. lemme see your hands
ROBOT My name is Snatchy Volumen (a.k.a. Snacky, Snatches, Hey you, Dammit!, Get out of there, etc.) and while you are reading this I am thinking of ways to bite you. I especially love hands and shiny objects. Perhaps if you keep me wellfed I will consider not biting you, but it's not likely. My tail is completely reconstructed bionically. This apparently causes my brain to interpret this apendage as being a seperate entity, because, lemme tell you, I love to bite that damn thing.
BADASS
My Brothers There is one human in particular who I really like to torment. Check him out. Raving Owner